9 de junio de 2010

Mathematical Jokes

I Told You, Im good in Math. ;DImage by Beni Ishaque Luthor via Flickr
  • A math professor, a native Texan, was asked by one of his students: "What is mathematics good for?" He replied: "This question makes me sick! If you show someone the Grand Canyon for the first time, and he asks you `What's it good for?' What would you do? Well, you kick that guy off the cliff!"
  • Statistics Canada is hiring mathematicians. Three recent graduates are invited for an interview: one has a degree in pure mathematics, another one in applied math, and the third one obtained his B.Sc. in statistics.
    All three are asked the same question: "What is one third plus two thirds?"
    The pure mathematician: "It's one."
    The applied mathematician takes out his pocket calculator, punches in the numbers, and replies: "It's 0.999999999."
    The statistician: "What do you want it to be?"
  • An infinite crowd of mathematicians enters a bar. The first one orders a pint, the second one a half pint, the third one a quarter pint... "I understand", says the bartender - and pours two pints
  • "So how's your boyfriend doing, the math student?"
    "Don't mention that crazy pervert to me anymore! We broke up."
    "How can you say such a nasty thing about him? He seemed to be such a nice boy."
    "Imagine! He was restless during the days and couldn't sleep at night - always trying to solve his math problems. When he had finally done it, he wasn't happy: he would call himself a complete idiot and throw all his notes into the garbage. One day, I couldn't take it anymore, and I told him to drop math. You know what he told me?"
    "No."
    "He said, he enjoyed it!!!"
Well, i'm not sure the last one is even a joke :)
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